The Blog Of Dysfunction

Since you have been taking efforts to frequently and regularly sell me various products here is my stand on such matters, said once and for ever.
Hydrocodone/vicadin
In spite of the fact that he definitely has a borderline anti social personality disorder, is irredeemably rude and is portrayed as an inhumanly gifted [...]

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Apparently the greatest happening of the gone year is the emergence of a sub species of human beings named Homo sapiens neoatheisens (HSN) lovingly named “the new atheists” by the populace. Thus all creationist claims of no one having ever observed the emergence of a new species/subspecies are no longer valid. Apparently the creationist [...]

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I live in a fast-growing town in Kerala, India. Fast-growing also means a town loaded with computer-fans. Even the janitor in our church seems to consult a computer before he sweeps so that he can cover the whole are in minimum sweeps and also to to decide upon the the latest ergonomical strokes of the [...]

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Do this,

Open a Microsoft word document.
Type =rand(200,99) and hit enter. You can use any two numbers you want, these are what I used.
For the next few minutes laugh at the microsoft establishment or panic.
Then read this and be enriched.
Call Microsoft names anyway
Go away.

Ciao
schizo

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It was her smile,
and I knew,
she was looking at me
I checked myself,
my hair was in place,
the sun shone in my shoes,
I was doing good.
Our eyes met,
She blushed.
Her eyes sparkled,
on seeing me.
Am I lucky or what?
The shy girl looked down,
I follwed suit.
Her innocent face…ohh..
Now she was looking at me!!
I took a step forward.
She waved a Hi,
I [...]

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Nita kulkarni has a fire filled post on the British rule.

Well said. A link to the article she is referring too would be nice.
The world forgets that when the white skin was still catching frogs in his loin clothes in the swamps of Britain we had a university with resident professors in 50 subjects.
Bloody [...]

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Following the news of shanthi the Indian athlete at Asian games who has supposedly failed a gender test  Scott Adams come up with a good probable questionnaire the shrink must have used. The Dilbert blog
Disclaimer: I have nothing but utmost disdain for the morons all over the net who are going “so the she was [...]

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