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Protected: On How Jane Lost It >:-)

April 21st, 2008 by Schizo · Enter your password to view comments

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Tags: Friends · Humor · Humour · Photos · flickr

When I was young; What My Eyes Have Never Seen

April 10th, 2008 by Schizo · No Comments

I was traveling by bus yesterday when I noticed a lot of big billboards of respectable jewelers and sari houses had pictures of cleavage flaunting ladies. I was under the impression that in the uber conservative Kerala they still censored all “unacceptable” display of feminine flesh. I am quiet sure that the last time [...]

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Tags: Humor · Humour · Words Of Wisdom · observations on life

How We Studied The Bible Before And After The Internet and Blogs

March 17th, 2007 by Schizo · No Comments

Before
Take much underlined bible
Take notebook/diary
Sit in fave chair
Open to the passage of choice
Pray
Read the passage
Pray
Mull upon the verses
Look for outlines/patterns
Pray
Find what needs to be set right in your life
Confess
Find the message for others
Write down stuff
Pray
Sing a song or two [optional either here or anywhere in between]
After
Switch on comp
Fire up firefox
Head over to fave Internet bible
Also [...]

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Tags: Humor · Humour · Spiritual Musings · Words Of Wisdom

Dear Spammers

February 15th, 2007 by Schizo · 1 Comment

Since you have been taking efforts to frequently and regularly sell me various products here is my stand on such matters, said once and for ever.
Hydrocodone/vicadin
In spite of the fact that he definitely has a borderline anti social personality disorder, is irredeemably rude and is portrayed as an inhumanly gifted [...]

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Tags: Humor · Humour · Musings

The British In India vs The Nazi

December 29th, 2006 by Schizo · 1 Comment

Nita kulkarni has a fire filled post on the British rule.

Well said. A link to the article she is referring too would be nice.
The world forgets that when the white skin was still catching frogs in his loin clothes in the swamps of Britain we had a university with resident professors in 50 subjects.
Bloody [...]

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Tags: Humor · Humour · Links · Rants · Words Of Wisdom

Psychology questionnaire for the transgendered?

December 22nd, 2006 by Schizo · 1 Comment

Following the news of shanthi the Indian athlete at Asian games who has supposedly failed a gender test  Scott Adams come up with a good probable questionnaire the shrink must have used. The Dilbert blog
Disclaimer: I have nothing but utmost disdain for the morons all over the net who are going “so the she was [...]

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Tags: Humor · Humour · India · Issues · Links · Uncategorized · life

What’s My humor style

December 5th, 2006 by Schizo · 7 Comments

the Prankster
(19% dark, 38% spontaneous, 10% vulgar)
your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT
Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You’re not pretentious, but you’re not into what some would call ‘low humor’ either. You’ll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.You probably [...]

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Tags: Humor · Humour