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I was traveling by bus yesterday when I noticed a lot of big billboards of respectable jewelers and sari houses had pictures of cleavage flaunting ladies. I was under the impression that in the uber conservative Kerala they still censored all “unacceptable” display of feminine flesh. I am quiet sure that the last time [...]

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Dear Schizo
You cursed progeny of a reprobate sand worm where the bleeding hell are you hiding and what by juno’s rings are you doing? Its been a long time since you visited me. Whatever happened to all those promises of daily visits and sweets?
You men are all alike, tall promises and candy sweet words [...]

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A: (during an informal speech) “The best part of my life I spent between the legs of various women”
Audience: Stunned silence
A:  (delivering punchline) “I am an obstetrician”
Heard doctor’s joke? They are either outright obscene or disgusting. The better ones are incomprehensible.

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Before
Take much underlined bible
Take notebook/diary
Sit in fave chair
Open to the passage of choice
Pray
Read the passage
Pray
Mull upon the verses
Look for outlines/patterns
Pray
Find what needs to be set right in your life
Confess
Find the message for others
Write down stuff
Pray
Sing a song or two [optional either here or anywhere in between]
After
Switch on comp
Fire up firefox
Head over to fave Internet bible
Also [...]

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Since you have been taking efforts to frequently and regularly sell me various products here is my stand on such matters, said once and for ever.
Hydrocodone/vicadin
In spite of the fact that he definitely has a borderline anti social personality disorder, is irredeemably rude and is portrayed as an inhumanly gifted [...]

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