- Sleep till you are tired OR Sleep so little that you are exhausted
- Live by ” If you don’t trust you don’t hurt” OR Live by “trust even the naked guy who offers you his shirt”
- Presume there is not scope for self improvement OR Accept advice indiscriminately
- Believe in “Planning is for the un original” OR Plan till you don’t have time to implement
- Read nothing, including the newspaper OR Read everything, mostly rubbish
- Ignore the reader/fans/[Insert appropriate people class here] OR Write/Perform Only for the crowd
- Believe in the existential futility of to-do lists and planning methods OR Be as lost as a baby on a nudist beach without your Pocket hipster/Internet etc.
- Find it too below your dignity to ever laugh at yourself OR Clown at a funeral.
- [BONUS] Think that reading and believing on blogs and list-posts clearly aimed at traffic generation and increasing readership will help you be more successful OR Never comment on The Blog Of Dysfunction
ciao
Schizo
The Successful
You could also check out my 13 propositions on life, written in a much more wakeful state.
Photo by Aaron
3 responses so far ↓
1 Hannahgrace // Oct 4, 2007 at 10:07 am
Hi. Never got around to answering your comment on my blog. Glad you dropped by though because I do enjoy your posts! Keep it up. BTW we are both Christians and I love the way you say the books (in your about page) almost changed you because it almost did change me too. LOL. Almost.
2 Sanjay // Dec 22, 2007 at 11:55 am
Although its too late but anyway well written mate
3 rambhai // Jan 17, 2008 at 8:28 pm
that very well written mate~~a dash of humour could have made it even better~~~the title ~~~~i was expectin something funny
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