They killed Jimmy; he hated strangers. Dementia is bad for dogs

– Schizo

Others who tried;

Computer, did we bring batteries? Computer?
- Eileen Gunn

Vacuum collision. Orbits diverge. Farewell, love.
- David Brin

We kissed. She melted. Mop please!
- James Patrick Kelly

It’s behind you! Hurry before it
- Rockne S. O’Bannon

Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses.
- Richard Powers

Husband, transgenic mistress; wife: “You cow!”
- Paul Di Filippo
Corpse parts missing. Doctor buys yacht.
- Margaret Atwood

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