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Entries from August 2007

Terrified

August 24th, 2007 · 2 Comments · Issues, Musing, My Faith, Words Of Wisdom, life

One of my friends had a narrow shave with the Reaper’s scythe sometime ago. He wrote this in his mail explaining the accident.
Fear gripped me only after I realized I had survived the accident. Not for a single moment before that. Fear of what I’d do next. Fear of how my parents would react. Fear [...]

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Five Questions.

August 24th, 2007 · 2 Comments · Words Of Wisdom

So here I am rather bored as usual and surfing at a slower-than-usual five blogs a second  when I come across the first meme In two years that I felt drawn into. Maybe bec instead of tagging people, this one invited being tagged (like that carnival game in which you are invited to [...]

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Spending your time intelligently; 5 tips for part time bloggers

August 23rd, 2007 · 3 Comments · Blogging, How-To, Lifehacks

The web today is awash with blogging advice. New blogs on how to blog are popping up like mushrooms after rains. Unfortunately the majority of good and quality blogs on blogging are written by full time bloggers. Finding articles that identify and address the problems unique to part time bloggers and non professional bloggers are [...]

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Aloo mirchi cham cham chaat, Bharat mere, sun ye baat

August 22nd, 2007 · 2 Comments · India, activsm

Blank Noise has finished another excellent project; Excuse Me?
It is a collection of
……..ridiculous,strange, bizzare, disgusting, funny, humiliating words that have been used towards you/ your body when you were out on the streets“.
Check out the great list of fruits, objects, and songs.

For those who came late, blank noise is a mega project to opopse, identify, [...]

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Life Update; 7 things you have been missing in life.

August 22nd, 2007 · 4 Comments · Words Of Wisdom

My blog hit 10,000 visitors on Tuesday, 21st of august, 2007. Yippee!!! I think I am gonna cry. Thank you loyal readers. I Promise that upon the establishment of my world order I shall hunt you down grant you your greatest desires.
Instead of making tedious link posts I have instituted a link of [...]

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Ultra Short Fiction; Two sentences.

August 21st, 2007 · No Comments · Links, Short story

They killed Jimmy; he hated strangers. Dementia is bad for dogs
– Schizo
Others who tried;
Computer, did we bring batteries? Computer?
- Eileen Gunn
Vacuum collision. Orbits diverge. Farewell, love.
- David Brin
We kissed. She melted. Mop please!
- James Patrick Kelly
It’s behind you! Hurry before it
- Rockne S. O’Bannon
Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses.
- Richard Powers
Husband, transgenic mistress; wife: “You [...]

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Links et al; random lugs

August 20th, 2007 · 2 Comments · Links

Original, funny 404 pages that will see you redesigning yours. Smashing magazine’s 404 reloaded
A truly twisted site, with some real obsure thinking. You have been warned

Habit forming in 6 steps, a good read.
Shaarique has a good article on why india wins only in screen sports.
49 Imperatives by Douglas Groothuis e.g. Kenny G is a crock. [...]

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