The Blog Of Dysfunction

Hector: Dude that was pure bitching

Me: I don’t bitch

Hector: You just did

Me: Rampyari will you please tell this guano-worm that as a rule the Philip does not bitch

Rampyari: Now, now, Phil loosen up, what’s wrong with some amount of healthy expression of anger anyway?

Hector: Philip is a bitcher

Me: What?!! You think I was bitching too? Traitor

Hector: Rooowwwr

Rampyari: Relax you are just tensed, shut up hector.

Me: Tensed I am tensed? why should I be tensed? I am not tensed. As a matter of fact I am totally relaxed. When I am tensed I tend to talk lots and real fast and screech andaandand….. am unable to make proper sentences. Seriously I am not tensed. Stop imposing your mental state on me.

Hector: Eeehahahahah he’s loosin’ it, he’s loosin’ it.. @train whistle sounds with drum and cymbals in the background@

Rampyari: Shut up hector you are freaking him out. Philip don’t listen, you were just venting and that is very natural, normal and necessary.

Hector: Your girlfriend just called you a bitch you loser.

Me: What?!! She did not. You did not did you? You did didn’t you? Is there someone else? Am I not good enough for you? Am I too short? Too serious? Too normal?

Rampyari: Now you are being ridiculous! To start with I’m not your girl friend and do you see the stupidity of there being another man? O my god you are so hopeless sometimes!

Hector: The schizo is getting dumped! The schizo is getting dumped and trod on like dog poo eeeeeehahahaha

Me: What? I am stupid? And hopeless, and what? How dare you, you…….

Rampyari: You are being really unreasonable Phil please calm own or you will regret this as usual

Me: How dare you threaten me you half wit..

Voice 3: Guys if you don’t calm down right now there’s going to be trouble

Me: So now you are going to challenge me is it, you pimply faced scrawny limpet?

Voice 3: Stop please

Hector: the limpet is begging the dumped bitch to stop!! O my Gawd this is so freaking funny I am gonna die laughing.

Me: You snot eating shit loving imbecile I will rip your..

Voice 4: bet***** agar tum sab chup na hue to mein sab ke G*** mein bandar g*******

[translation: You {censored} if you don’t shut the hell up I will {censored} monkeys in {censored}{censored}]

@silence@

Me: @Whisper@ I hate you

Hector: cry baby

Rampyari: @throws up her hands@

Voice 3: Shut up please.

I admit it. I have been bitching about some one I work with to every one I can get to listen to me and it doesn’t help at all that everyone who has com in contact with this person has something vile to add in. This is going to need a forcible full stop. That is honestly so unlike me, I don’t crib to others, I wallow n self pity, I implode, not explode. Stupid job.
So here it is I declare the war on X over, I solemnly promise to not bad mouth X anymore.
Ciao
Schizo