The schizo says
All relationships are the love-hate relationships.
The schizo also says
The difference between a good freind and a best freind is the latter allows more insult to his ego for your sake.
The schizo Must also say
If you take advice for your relationships from a 24yr old guy who has never been in love, you need help.
The Schizo Finally says
The Good lord gave human kind a huge handicap when he instituted sex. Imagine how lovely life would have been if children came from buds, carry the bud under your axilla for a month or so and then it sheds and voila! a new human being is here. It would have saved so much heartache and sorrow and bitching and rape and other stuff.
7 responses so far ↓
1 nelsonnium // Mar 30, 2007 at 2:40 pm
it’s friend not freind.
i agree that Archie asking Jughead for help on affairs regarding Betty and Veronica is totally retarded.
if sex wasn’t there, people would have been playing the bagpipes. and that’s what we don’t need, more gay people.
gay people… for a race that doesn’t reproduce, they’re EVERYWHERE!
2 Tisha // Mar 30, 2007 at 9:19 pm
Along with sex came free will and perhaps if more people took responsibility for their actions much would be different!
3 Prashanth // Mar 31, 2007 at 11:44 am
The Wizard Says
The difference between best friend and er… bestest (?) friend is that the latter will not be afraid to insult your ego for your own sake.
People who take advice from others on relationships don’t really do it for advice. I mean, who would know enough to render a judgement on your relationship? No, they really do it just to sort out their own thoughts and feelings, and to have a shoulder to lean on. Tell the guy who’s never been in love to grow up.
4 Schizo // Mar 31, 2007 at 7:28 pm
@nelson my my we are a bit homophobic eh? so is that what playing bagpipes mean? all alog i thought the scots men were just musical. i wonder how they reproduce.
5 Schizo // Mar 31, 2007 at 7:32 pm
tisha, i have never had sex, so i dont have free will?:-)
yep babe you are right o. people are so dumb and the blood filled piece of muscle is really damn strong
6 Schizo // Mar 31, 2007 at 7:34 pm
prashanth great point. infact the only people who come to being near total honest are the bestest freinds
I have noticded that i agree. by the way the guy i was referring to is me. i do try earnestly to appear grwon up:-)
ciao
schizo
7 AJ // Apr 11, 2007 at 6:57 pm
“The Schizo Finally says
The Good lord gave human kind a huge handicap when he instituted sex. Imagine how lovely life would have been if children came from buds, carry the bud under your axilla for a month or so and then it sheds and voila! a new human being is here. It would have saved so much heartache and sorrow and bitching and rape and other stuff.”
But we would never have had the example of intimacy that we are called to have with Christ. We probably would not have marriage, which is a direct example for our relationship with Him.
As fallen, damaged individuals, we still would have found excuses and ways to injure and abuse one another. Sex aside, we have found race, politics and nationality as just three examples.
Sex was an important institute given by God, and is a beautiful and necessary gift when used within the confines of its intent. It heals marriages, produces intimacy between spouses, brings mutual enjoyment in the marriage bed.
As someone who DOES experience sex (within these confines) I perish the thought of having not been given that gift.
Blessings…
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