The Blog Of Dysfunction

Since you have been taking efforts to frequently and regularly sell me various products here is my stand on such matters, said once and for ever.

Hydrocodone/vicadin

In spite of the fact that he definitely has a borderline anti social personality disorder, is irredeemably rude and is portrayed as an inhumanly gifted doctor who solves cases by thinking of the most improbable diagnosis, start treating for it and then coming down to the real diagnosis after a battery of tests, I still like House MD. (Stop. Out of breath eh?) Unfortunately or you, that does not mean I need his pill, I am not in any kind of pain that an opioid analgesic can help. Can you offer me some Google karma instead?

Phentermine.

I have a good appetite and I love eating, I am a bit overweight and have a pot belly but I do not want an appetite suppressor. I do not think it will help and I do not want help.

Cialis, Viagra, and family

Dudes, I am 23 years old, am unmarried, a non smoker with well controlled cholesterol levels, and definitely no Pulmonary artery hypertension. Why the hell would I need a potent and selective inhibitor of cGMP specific phosphodiesterase type 5 (PDE5) which is responsible for degradation of cGMP in the corpus cavernosum. So NO THANKS, GO AWAY.

Lolita, young asian vagina, etc

Don’t you have a younger sister you F’ing pervert. You need Jesus.

Ring tones

I have not changed my ring tone since I bought my phone. Why would I want to? Go some where else.

Bigger breasts

Come on!!!

Free trips to Mauritius/London/mars etc.

Thanks, would love to travel, but not now, say can you offer me that again in three years?And I don’t want to go to London, how about Easter Islands or Mozambique. See ya in three years then.

Finally, in case you don’t take hints, listen, i am not interested, period.

On top of that I am waring a condom protected by akismet. He’s the dude who said

In brightest day, in blackest night
No stupid spammer shall escape my sight
Let those who worship cialis’ might
Beware my power, Akismet’s sight!

Ok, so I hope this was as informative for you as it was painful for me, bye and hope to never see you again.

ciao

schizo