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Aping the Boars Head: Theology Meme

December 8th, 2006 by Schizo · 2 Comments

Been following the BHT for a couple of weeks because of the extreme difference in the beliefs of the bloggers and because some times they come up with stuff that a non-regular reader can benefit from. Here is a christian meme from BHT. Check out the various answers given by the members, some are dull and some entertaining.

This is my modified version

Salvation: By faith through grace.

What about those who never heard?: By grace?

Baptism: Believe and be baptized. But the others will not go to hell.

The Lord’s Supper: Does it matter? Do we do it for remembrance or theological accuracy

Young Earth Creationism: I am 24 and a doctor (almost) not 16 and in Sunday school. [Read: Hell no.]

Cessationism: Practically speaking; maybe. Biblically speaking, NO.

Abraham Lincoln: Who? Mahatma Gandhi, Pandita Ramabai, Sardar Patel win, hand down. [what are we talking about anyway?]

Gender Issues: None. I am genotypically, phenotypically and psychologically male. [Paul sounds like an MCP at times,though.]

Inspiration of the Bible. Yes? The message is, if not the words.

Gay Marriage: Law? In India? ha. Civil contract? maybe. Mostly doesn’t affect my life.

Sanctification: I sincerely hope so. I wish it were more evident, in me and…

Moral policing : Cultivate sense of responsibility instead. No shortcuts to achieving a good goal.

Contraception: Barrier. IUCD’s cause abortions, but they are the only effective means in most of rural/urban India. Will god forgive and understand or will he play lawyer with me? I don’t know.

Throw in your pennies and cents and rupees and what ever. Go forth and memefy.

Ciao

Schizo

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