The great blogging conspiracy: What they don’t tell you before you begin blogging

My blog is taking over my life.

My life was dysfunctional in many an aspect already when I began the blog. The idea was to express in words my dysfunction, to anyone who would care to listen and for my self to realize what was happening. Now the dysfunction is increasing alarmingly.

This is what is happening

Obsession: From the food I eat to the movie I watch is treated like a prospective blog post.

# “How do I convert this conversation in to a blog post.” When discussing something funny with the best friend.

# “I wish I had a digital camera so that I could make my blog a semi-photo blog.” While taking snaps of my friends on their graduation.

# A friend was going through a breakup and I, “this sounds like good material for at least 5 blog posts.”

# I see this kid on the street with clear grade3 malnutrition and “I should blog about street kids.” (After walking past I realized what I had done so I went back and got the kid food)

# Waking, sleeping, eating, talking, reading, what ever be happening my mind goes “GottaBlogGottaBlogGottaBlogGottaBlogGottaBlog”

Identity Crisis: Who am I Dysfunctional desi blogger or maladjusted lazy medical student?

# Went to this meeting and was asked to introduce my self. Usually it’s “Schizo final year medical student CMC vellore.” now it is “Schizo, desi blogger, BOD”

# “What you up to these days?.”Correct answer; “studying, have exams in feb.” Answer now; “Blogging, mostly, or finding stuff to blog about”

# “Hey! buddy wassup?” “nothing much, blog goes on”

Amnesia: Disturbing of space time continuum
# All I remember is getting up , logging on around 9 in the morning, its 5 pm now.

# “5 minutes more” after 3 hours of web comic reading. I got up when they switched off the server for the day

Conclusion

After much deliberation and researching I am convinced that either the government, aliens, or my evil mother in law are responsible for the creation of this cosmic all pervasive deluding entity called blog. The Creation of this entity has cause unprecedented havoc in the personal and public lives of millions of people worldwide. I advice all tempted men and women to make this decision after much deliberation. Let us resit from withing and not let this monster take over our lives.

Ciao

Schizo

12 Responses to “The great blogging conspiracy: What they don’t tell you before you begin blogging”

  1. sulz says:

    sadly, it’s also true in my case. i actually feel anxious if i don’t post once a day! kind of like anal people who think if they don’t do number two in the toilet every day they’re going to get constipated or something.

  2. blogscapes says:

    yes, i so know what you mean. initially, i only posted about once a week, and then it became once a few days and at times, daily, but then there’s also that pressure of having a good blog post that sometimes prevents me from posting daily, it’s like , you feel like you need to have something good before you post, you know.

  3. JV says:

    Alas, I am one of the vicitim of the Geat Blog Conspiracy.

  4. homeyra says:

    I just thought that your post is great for me to blog about.. or at least link to :)

  5. wagi says:

    I try to post everyday but It’s really hard becasue I try to make my blogs interesting and good, which I fail at many times.

  6. I just started a blog too, and I’m having the same experience. I’m so busy! But, I wish I could have blogged when I was in med school. A creative outlet can save you from the soul crushing. Dr. Nostrum

  7. patty says:

    Yep. You got it right.

    But there are a lot of us. And someday maybe we’ll take over the world.

    Hmmm. Probably not a very good idea. But still ….

    My friends roll their eyes when they hear me say, ‘Oooh. Blog entry!”

  8. lessa says:

    fill… 5 more blog posts, eh. :-) and to think i actually encouraged u …
    i’d really like to see what comes of it, if ever…

  9. Kara says:

    So true! I had no idea what I was getting into, and now I’m trapped!

  10. Tisha says:

    You’re no. 1 hands down!

  11. Schizo says:

    @kara it only gets worse:-) actully after some time you get used to it like a overlty demanding mistress

    @ tisha thank you, very kind, you have a nice blog there yourself. though the black background does not do white loving me any help:-)

    ciao
    blog on

  12. core says:

    what the hell is a blog ???
    have never had the internet!!
    @ the library.
    yet, i’m a programmer analyst.

    i hate my life. need to learn to blog.

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